INTERNET POLICE NOTICE
Offender :
Time/Date:
Offence #678909:
Details of Offence:
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been sitting on your chair, in front of the computer WAY TOO LONG!
You are to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum
of fifteen minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in :
loss of reality
carpal tunnel syndrome
and the requirement of a larger chair.
