QUESTION #01
1. What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
QUESTION #02
What do you have if an ax falls on your car?
QUESTION #03
What is in the army and is corny?
QUESTION #04
What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?
QUESTION #05
What animal breaks the law?
QUESTION #06
What animal has a chip on its shoulder?
QUESTION #07
What color is a cheerleader?
QUESTION #08
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
QUESTION #09
What do ants use for hula hoops?
QUESTION #10
What would you get if you crossed a weeping willow with a nun?
QUESTION #11
What sickness can you get from a mattress?
QUESTION #12
What do you get between sunrise and sunset?
QUESTION #13
What kind of story is the "The Three Little Pigs"?
QUESTION #14
What kind of jokes did Einstein make?
QUESTION #15
What has 4 eyes but ca't see?
QUESTION #16
What kind of clock is crazy?
QUESTION #17
What is the opposite of the statement: "I am not leaving."?
QUESTION #18
What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
QUESTION #19
Paris starts with a P and ends with an E. Explain.
QUESTION #20
What can you always find in the middle of a taxicab?
