ONE IS OLD WHEN
Your friend compliments you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go along.
as long as you don't have to go along.
Beautiful ladies catche your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't
need to take any fiber today."
need to take any fiber today."
You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of the police.
the doctor instead of the police.
An "all nighter" means not getting
up to go use the bathroom!
up to go use the bathroom!
"Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.
&
Reading this is a tad easier.
car in the parking lot.
&
Reading this is a tad easier.
