ETERNAL TRUTHS ?
Collected by Dhrubo Mitra.
SUCCESS AT WORK?
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
For example, how about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that will help you answer these questions:
IF
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26
THEN
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, (just look how far foot kissing will take you)
FOOT can be replaced by an more apt word starting with A..
F-O-O-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
5+15+15+20+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 125%
So, we can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Bullshit and Foot Kissing will put you over the top!
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
For example, how about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that will help you answer these questions:
IF
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26
THEN
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, (just look how far foot kissing will take you)
FOOT can be replaced by an more apt word starting with A..
F-O-O-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
5+15+15+20+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 125%
So, we can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Bullshit and Foot Kissing will put you over the top!
MORE ETERNAL TRUTHS
LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS FROM ETERNAL TRUTHS
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams", So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"? But why take the risk.
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"Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
.......................................................................
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
.......................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
......................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
.......................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
......................................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
......................................................................
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
.......................................................................
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
.....................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
.......................................................................
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
......................................................................
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
.......................................................................
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
.......................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
.......................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams", So go to sleep
.......................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
......................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"? But why take the risk.
......................................................................
"Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours.
.......................................................................
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
.......................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
.......................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
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