Old MacDonald
Bubba and Billy Bob were the two star performers on their college football team.
Their professor informed the team coach that their grades were below average, making them ineligible to play in Saturday's "Big Game".
The professor agreed to raise their grades if they passed a test.
The coach pleaded, "Make the test easy professor".
Their professor informed the team coach that their grades were below average, making them ineligible to play in Saturday's "Big Game".
The professor agreed to raise their grades if they passed a test.
The coach pleaded, "Make the test easy professor".
The test was an onequestion test, fill-in-the-blank question:
"Old MacDonald had a _________."
While taking the test Billy Bob asked Bubba, "Hey Bubba, what's the answer?"
Bubba made sure the professor wasn't looking and said, "FARM."
Billy Bob then asked,"Hey, how do you spell farm?"
Bubba said, "You big dummy, e i e i o."
Bubba made sure the professor wasn't looking and said, "FARM."
Billy Bob then asked,"Hey, how do you spell farm?"
Bubba said, "You big dummy, e i e i o."
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PARKING LOT FOR LADIES
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks, especially during evening hours, the Taunton Deane Council has established a Women Only car park. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for female patrons. The car park is surrounded by a 6’ high concrete wall. No male drivers or passengers are allowed to enter the car park. The first picture available of the world's first women-only car park (obtained at great personal risk to the photographer) is published on the below page.
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