ALL ABOUT SURVEYS

They've been hard at work for the past 12 months:

Gathering the data,

Entering the data into government computers,

Processing and analyzing the data on high speed super computers,

Checking the data in the computers for their accuracy

And finally after hundreds of man-hours of work,

Releasing the result of all their number crunching in a nation-wide televised press conference,

"The latest government survey reveals that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.

Our tax money is hard at work!

That where most of the tax we pay goes!