'WINDOWS'  MESSAGES!

'DEFT DEFINITIONS!'

"Your computer has performed an illegal operation"

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

'Page not found.'

The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

Program aborting:

Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

'The system cannot open the file.'

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

'Your file waiting to be printed was deleted.' Error code 63.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

'The remote computer is not available.'

Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

' Cannot read File Allocation Table.'

FAT corrupted. Your expensive computer is now a simple stone.

'A potential deadlock condition has been detected.' Error No. 1131

Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

'The system cannot find the file specified.' Error code 2

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

'Out of memory.'

We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

The Registry is corrupt. The alternate copy or log was absent or corrupt. Code No. 1015

The document you're seeking cannot be accessed. It must now be retyped.

Serious error. (Error code No. Grandpa.)

'All shortcuts have disappeared.'

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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