Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A. Shoot the men who are pushing it.
Q. How do you disable taliban missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band.
Q. Have you ever seen Taliban war heroes?
A. Neither has Taliban.
Q. Did you hear about the other latest Taliban invention?
A. The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
Q. How do you sink a Taliban battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q. Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Kandhar ?
A. The Taliban officials have so far recovered 10,000 bodies.
Q. Did you hear about the Taliban leader who had asked to be buried at sea?
A. Five Taliban sailors died digging his grave.
Q. Did you hear why Kandhar National Library shut down ?
A. Somebody stole a book.
Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussain, Adolf Hitler, and a Bin Laden. You have a gun
With three bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot Bin Laden thrice to make sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a Bin Laden?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when Bin Laden is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when a Taliban soldier is buried up to his is neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Did you Hear about the dumb afghan terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of travellers?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Forward this to all your friends
if any are pro-terrorism please forward it to them twice......
